The Notebook- A Drinking Game

1) Every time you see THE notebook.
2) Every time that Noah ignores that NO means NO.
3) Every time you here the word "love". (guys, this one was serious)
4) Every time they fight.
5) Every time you see one of Allie's paintings.
6) Every time a storm outside symbolizes their passion inside
7) When you here Noah say "it's going to be really hard." Giggityl
8) Every time Noah imperils himself for Allie's love.
9) Every time Noah does something stupid and crazy but SUPER romantic.
10) Every time you see a symbolic swan. (Not one drink per swan, but one per swan-seeing, unless you want to get super trashed).
11) Every time you hear "I'll Be Seeing You."
12) Every time you see or hear about the dream-house.
13) Every time someone cries.
14) Every time you feel sorry for Lon, because come on, he's kind of hot.
15) Every time you think about Rachel McAdams's boobs.
16) Every time they make the sex.
17) Every time it's implied that:
- Noah is from the wrong side of the tracks.
- Old people have sex.
- If she's a bird, he's a bird.
- Their love might make miracles.
18) Have a nice big sip for ALL THOSE FUCKING LETTERS.
19) Every time someone is seen rowing a boat.
20) Every time someone (especially Noah) says something creepy.

Paging Sexy Librabrian.

So I think it's time I finally give into the truth.

I need glasses. After months of avoiding reading because I develop headaches after one chapter, or getting picked on for squinting all the time it has taken my new position with the newspaper for me to finally admit I need to get my eyes checked.

For the past week I have been squinting at the computer screen (pretty much like I am right now) or at papers as I read them. Martha, the sweet lady at the desk across from me, has noticed it. And upon ranting to Meredyth about it she has brought it to my attention that I squint when I drive, when I'm focusing on something, when I cook, ect.

And thus I must accept my fate. I'm getting older. My love of books, watching TV in dark rooms and all things computer generated has destroyed my vision. My mother was right, it will ruin your eyes.

So this week I am going to get my eyes examined and am fully prepared to accept my four-eyed fate.

At least I look like a hot librarian when I wear glasses.

Funniest thing I've seen all day!

So I'm in love with this new website, Dear Blank, Please Blank. 
It's extremely funny and I encourage everyone to check it out. This morning I came across this one...

Dear women,

Sucks that we're the only men that appreciate you for your brains, doesn't it?

Sincerely, Zombies.

Thought I would share in it's hilarity. :)