Funniest thing I've seen all day!

So I'm in love with this new website, Dear Blank, Please Blank. 
It's extremely funny and I encourage everyone to check it out. This morning I came across this one...

Dear women,

Sucks that we're the only men that appreciate you for your brains, doesn't it?

Sincerely, Zombies.

Thought I would share in it's hilarity. :)